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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: ""Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days"" ""Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"""

"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""

"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"

"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"

"Me: How are you? Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*"