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Joke of the Day
"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"
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"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone."
"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."
"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."
"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"
"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."