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Joke of the Day

"When you put the punchline in the title... How do you ruin a joke?"

"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."

"I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise."

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"

"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."