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Joke of the Day

"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."

"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."

"I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning."

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"How much penis? Soooo much penis."

"I don't usually talk to strangers but when I do its because I'm at the zoo and someone called a tortoise a turtle."

"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"