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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow"
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"Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year"
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."
"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"
"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""
"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"
"MY VIRGINITY"
"Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."