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Joke of the Day

"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."

"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"

"A man walks into a bar. Embarrassed, he dusts himself off, then walks around it."

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong."

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."

"What's Hitler's favorite Pokemon? Nein-Tales."

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"