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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops."
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"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? I have runnyeep I have runnyeep who? hahaha! (You have to say it out loud to get it)"
"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."
"My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun."
"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."
"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."
"Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day."
"When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMFHcRSjR8"
"What's something that you can catch but not throw? feelings. T.T"