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Joke of the Day

"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"

"My dick was in the Guinness book of records... Until the librarian throw me out."

"i need some cat jokes!"

"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?"

"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"