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Joke of the Day

"I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me ""Sank you"" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!"

"No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that."

"How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!"

"Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack."

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"

"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."

"How do you measure pain? In Hertz."

"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."

"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"