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Joke of the Day
"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
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"A guy says to God: ""God... ... to you a minute is like a million years and a penny is like a million dollars. So, could you give me a penny?"" God replies ""Sure, in a minute"""
"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."
"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"What's worse than a talking parrot joke? The Holocaust."
"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."