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Joke of the Day

"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""

"If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal."

"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"

"If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room"

"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."

"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."