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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."

"This joke is like gravity. A force."

"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."

"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"

"When I'm at a business dinner I pretend like I'm choking so I can chug my wine."

"I tied a rope and swallowed it I shit you knot!"