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Joke of the Day

"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""

"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"

"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"

"Scientists have shown that putting the phrase ""Scientists have shown"" in front of anything will make people read it."

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"