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Joke of the Day

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"

"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."

"What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison? A small medium at large."

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"

"son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room"

"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"

"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"

"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"