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Joke of the Day

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman EDIT: Grammar"

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip bitch."

"I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life."

"I was talking to my friend earlier. I thought, ""Why on earth are you called Earlier?"""

"A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs."

"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."

"I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit"

"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"