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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."

"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"

"I came out of the gym the other day and someone asked me, ""How have you got that body?"" I said, ""I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."""

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."

"The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff..."