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Joke of the Day
"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."
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"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."
"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"Opinions are like assholes... Fuck em"
"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."
"I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it I thought that was pretty ironic."
"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."
"How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan"
"Finally got a phone at my desk. In related news, thanks to me, 56 random people are running to catch their refrigerators."
"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."