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Joke of the Day
"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."
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"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"
"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""
"Want to solve the energy crisis? Develop a car that runs on self-delusion. Me and my fellow Americans have an unlimited supply."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"
"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."
"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"
"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."