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Joke of the Day

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"

"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""

"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."

"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"

"Sausages... They're the wurst."

"You know you spend too much time with your kids when there's Sesame Street music in your head while mentally undressing women."

"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."