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Joke of the Day

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."

"What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid? Nailed it."

"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."

"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."

"The emperor's new joke"

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, ""here fill this out""..?"

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."