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Joke of the Day

"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."

"[Meta] Anyone else hate jokes that are too long? They usually have too many characters."

"There once was a man named Dave Dave dug up a chick from the grave. She looked kinda gritty... Was missing a titty... But think of the money he saved!"

"If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?"

"What do Japanese Cannibals Eat Raw-men"

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"

"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"

"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."

"My son and I don't get along. I call him a son of a bitch. He calls me a motherfucker. Technically we're both right."