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Joke of the Day

"Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe."

"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"

"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""

"Donald Trump The joke's in the title."

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."

"NSFW Men are like a deck of cards... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!"