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Joke of the Day

"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin"

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"I'll miss 10:10 on 10-10-10 but I'm sure it will be amazing for people sitting by the clock watching it all happen."

"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."

"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."

"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""

"I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself."

"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"

"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."