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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow some of his Disney movies But he's never gonna give you Up"

"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."

"Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses? Because they're a diamond dozen"

"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"

"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""

"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."