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Joke of the Day

"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."

"What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"

"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."

"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."