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Joke of the Day
"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."
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"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."
"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"
"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks. You can't teach a cat anything, ever."
"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."
"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"
"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."