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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex"
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"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
"(getting murdered) please i have a Sims family"
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"
"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."