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Joke of the Day

"Hey lady, did you know I'm a Pokemon? Because I Pikachu while you sleep."

"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"

"What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises."

"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."

"How to know you're a Redneck When you look at your sister and think ""I'd bang her""."

"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"

"Started a suicide prevention club at my school today We call it the hang out"

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"

"Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church? [oc] Because he cantaloupe."

"CORDUROY PILLOWS Making headlines"