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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."
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"I told my dad I'm HIV Positive He replied ""Hi HIV positive, I'm dad!"""
"They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"
"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"
"To everybody whose birthday is today. I am sorry that your birthday was not yesterday, otherwise you would have had a puny birthday."
"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"
"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"
"""Guys I gotta hang up I have a trout on the other line"""
"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."