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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse"
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"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."
"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? So she didn't whistle on the way down."
"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."
"The Chicago Cubs"
"Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale"
"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""
"I'm not homeless, but a lot of homeless things happen to me."