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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"

"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."

"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."

"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."

"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."

"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."