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Joke of the Day

"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"Why did God invent women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes?"

"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."

"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."

"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."