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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"
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"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."
"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."
"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy."
"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"