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Joke of the Day

"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."

"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"

"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."