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Joke of the Day

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet ""My cat sneezed"" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50"

"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."

"Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues."

"What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic"

"A guy shows up late for work Off to work A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"No LinkedIn, I do not want to display my Twitter on my profile. I would actually like to keep my chances of getting a job above zero."