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Joke of the Day

"Here's a really old one I"

"My wife and I adopted an abandoned newborn. She was affected by shaken baby syndrome... ...We're naming her Jostlelyne! I made that one up myself."

"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."

"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."

"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"How did michael hutchence take his drugs? Inxs"

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"

"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation"""