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Joke of the Day

"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."

"What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve? Any black Pokemon, really."

"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."

"If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently."

"I'd like to tell you guys another dick joke but nah, it's too long"

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits."