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Joke of the Day
"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"
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"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""
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