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Joke of the Day
"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"
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"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"
"What do an engagement ring and a child molester have in common? They both come in a little box."