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Joke of the Day

"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"How do you titilate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."

"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."

"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."

"Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor? It lacks body"

"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."

"My life The biggest joke of all."