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Joke of the Day

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"

"The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, ""Please help us."""

"Australians don't have sex... They mate"

"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."

"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."