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Joke of the Day

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""

"ever notice how santa give rich kids better presents than poor kids. come on 8yr olds put your thinking caps on"

"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"

"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."

"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."

"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."

"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."