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Joke of the Day
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"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."
"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."
"[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) ""So what do u do?"" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]"
"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."