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Joke of the Day

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."

"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""

"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"

"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."

"Is it weird that Nirvana's In Utero album cover turns me on? No wait, it isn't In Utero. It's...Nevermind"

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."

"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."

"What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling."