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Joke of the Day

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."

"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."

"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?... So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't s**t on the floor."

"What do you call someone who has one parent that is a Jew? Jew...ish"

"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."