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Joke of the Day

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"

"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"

"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"

"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"

"""Men are pigs"" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist"

"How do you know someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you"

"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"

"What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you're doing!"

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."