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Joke of the Day
"The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in."
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"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life? Harambe."
"You can read his mind in his face. Yes it's usually a complete blank."
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
"I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. :("
"Nice try Asian guy in porns."
"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."
"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."