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Joke of the Day
"What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate? Scissor me timbers."
Next Joke
"Knock knock, who's there? Not your dad, that's for sure!"
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant"
"Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!"
"What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them."
"A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!"""
"Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell."
"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."
"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."