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Joke of the Day

"No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'."

"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"

"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."

"I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"New career ambition: have an office and big chair that I can slowly turn Bond villain-esquely around in to greet my enemies."

"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."

"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"

"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."