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Joke of the Day
"VLUT = A Virgin that act's like a SLUT"
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"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."
"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."
"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."
"Dark humor is like food Not everybody gets it"
"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."
"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""
"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."