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Joke of the Day
"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."
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"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."
"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"My mate Dave is living the dream. He's in a coma..."
"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"
"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"
"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."