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Joke of the Day

"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."

"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."

"You Rock... me paper, I win!"

"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"

"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"

"I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"

"I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible."

"How do you make Aquaman cool? Put him in water!"